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progenitor

A colossal dinosaur creature much like Godzilla that stomps on cities, then furiously mates with the nearest tallest structure. Rumored to have banged The Statue of Liberty in 1968.

Progenitor: PROGENITOR!!! RAWR!
People: MON DIEU! IT'S EIFFEL TOWERING THE EIFFEL TOWER WITH GODZILLA!
Another Bystander: I AM LE TIRED!

by Desmond Wilder August 17, 2010

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progenitor

The soup to nuts from which all soup to nuts comes from. In physics, that is the infinite bath of nothingness that gives rise to "something" as its density and temperature demonstrate difference, thus giving way to infinite change.

Do you come here often? How about taking a shot at avoiding 15 IVF treatments and take a shot at a few minutes of a progenitor relationship with a proven DNA convergence mechanism, a dash of Barry White and a couple shots of tequila?

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 26, 2019

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