God

A) A large animated figue that looked down upon King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table and told them to seek out the Holy Grail. God doesn't like people groveling, apologizing or sheilding their eyes. He thinks that the idea for the quest for the Holy Grail was a good idea because it was his.

B) A woman who looks remarkably like Alanis Morrisette. If you ear her voice your head will cave in and you'd be rendered dead within five atoms.

A) God: Arthur, King of the Britans...
(Arthur and Knight start to bow and grovel)

God: OH QUIT GROVELLING! IF THERES ONE THING I CAN'T STAND IT'S GORVELLING.

B) Last Xion: Why are we here?

God:...... wi*.

*I did not get the correct translation for that.

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