zokes

zokes comes from the word "jokes". zokes, means that: whatever i said i didn't mean it... but it was prety funny when i said it!! {instead of using jks (to say u were joking) just use zks.

-wow buddy, u really suck at basketball.
-screw you man!!!
-woah! easy there, i was only zokes... just zokes.

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idget

It's the combination of an idiot and a midget.-(a midget in this case refers to anyone who is smaller than you)

that kid over there is a serious idget.

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r.i.h.

Contrary to r.i.p. meaning "rest in peace",
r.i.h. is used to mean "rot in hell" (though sometimes gently used to mean "rest in hell"?)

That bitch died? r.i.h. hun...

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oftenly

A word that is often used by people who often do not know how to properly use the word "often".

This guy has such poor grammar; instead of "oftenly", he should have used a real word such as "often" or "frequently".

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gol

the word gol may be the spanish word for goal, but in english it means: to "gasp out loud" which happens when someone is, surprised beyond words.

-yo i heard that sarah cheated on josh.
-gol!...wow, didn't see that one coming.

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