queefs

a term coined by a crackpot duo with an equally appalling mental state. "queef" is stylish way to say, "i can feel myself getting worse again as time goes by, my mental health is spiralling and i should probably seek actual help before these thoughts take over my entire mind and leave me stuck in a dark terrible place"

"geez 🙁 i had a queef just last week.."
plural: "yeah i have a severe case of the queefs 😩😢"