Yugoslavia

A great contry that dissapears because of some mosquito bite or something idk, I'm not a fucking history nerd

"Damn, Yugoslavia just ended"
"Ok history nerd"

baby

A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry

Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you

Petrakek

The act of fucking a rock

Jake: "Last night I petrakek a rock"

Paul: "Damn, I didn't know you were that horny"

Tax evasion

An easy way to keep all of the money you have earned

Jake~ I wonder what things I could do to keep the money I have earned this month.

Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?

Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.

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