RTFM

RTFM - Read the fucking manual

A reply to when people go on internet message boards asking for technical advice on subjects where the obvious solution is usually given in products user manual:

"why is my printer speaking in German?"
"RTFM ;o)"

"Why wont my scanner work?"
"RTFM!!"

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Gangster Tom

Gangster Tom is a teacher at a college in England who is notorious for hit ability to converse with African American Gangsters despite the obviously flaws of being Irish, Pale skinned and White

"WHO WANTS A MOTHER FUCKING CONCERN NOTE?!" - Gangster Tom

"Yo man, Gangster Tom is gonna fuck yo' shit up if you skip another IT lesson"

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Pilot One

The screen name of any character to have been unfortunate enough to have played a pilot in most TV Shows, Films and Video Games.

Pilot One is renound for having died in every apperance he has ever made.

Pilot One however does have the privilege of occasionally having a spoken line, typically attempting to send a final message before he dies horrifically in the crash.

Pilot One: "WE'RE GOING DOWN" followed by gruesome death.

Pilot One: "I'M HIT" followed by gruesome death.

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