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Marge Simpson

The only cartoon MILF I can think of.

Marge Simpson should have kept the implants.

by DevIL October 3, 2003

122πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


Queer Licking

rufus

Rufus is a Queer Licker

by DevIL September 12, 2003

8πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


bomber666

The best noob-bashing, clipping, fighter pilot in any flight simulator.The God of Gods of bombers and fighters everywhere.

Damn that bomber666. He destroyed my whole team.

by DevIL March 31, 2005

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Trophy

Something that serves no actual purpose, yet is there to make you feel big. Such as an object given to you for winning a game, or a woman.

"This is Barbara, my trophy wife. God, I hate her."

by DevIL October 22, 2003

257πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


Wood

Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.

by DevIL November 29, 2003

6042πŸ‘ 1406πŸ‘Ž


GED

The thing to get for that guy who always sat in class doodling on his paper(Like me). Usually hated by jealous nerds for being so laid back and mellow, without stress, headaches, or a care in the world(Although that is hardly the case, most of the time). I like to call this Frank Grimes Syndrome. As much as you may or may not want to believe it, a person with a GED has as much a chance of going to college as someone with a diploma.

I'm a cartoonist now.

by DevIL February 1, 2004

335πŸ‘ 194πŸ‘Ž


backdraft

When a woman farts during anal sex. For a select few, this is looked at as something lovely or sexy.

When she farted during anal sex, it turned me on so much that I filled her ass completely.

by DevIL January 5, 2004

14πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž