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Your rainbow fish is the person who everyone thinks you like but you don't really like. Rainbow fish is for teasing purposes and for confusing people who don't understand what it means. It can become very annoying.
Pheobe: Your rainbow fish is Heston, Izzy!
Izzy: What?! Never. Your rainbow fish is Adam!
Pheobe: Yuck no! Not Adam!
Adam: What am I?
Pheobe and Izzy: Doesn't matter!
Adam: *walks away confused*
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Playing the yankee is where you put on a stupid American accent and prance around being a prat. It is similar to playing the wankee
Tom: Woah Jacob what you doing prancing around like that
Ace: He looks like he's playing the wankee
Jacob: *puts on stupid American accent* Ah'm playing the yankee! Y'all wanna join meh or amh Ah gonna keep playing all on mah lonesome?
Ace: He's mad
Tom: No! *puts on stupid American accent* Ah thenk it's ah great ideah! Ahmma join in!
Ace: Oh fine why the hell not. *puts on stupid American accent* Wooh yah! Ah'm ah cowboy!
Nell: What on earth are you all doing being idiots in a circle?
Jacob: *stupid American accent* We're playin the yankee! Join us, Nehll!
Nell: Playing the wankee?! What's that?
Jacob: *stupid American accent* Naht wankee, yankee!
Pheobe: *bursts in on conversation* I just heard wanker what are you talking about?
Jacob, Ace and Tom: *groan in american*
Ace will the most amazing person you will ever meet. They will be kind, caring and they like to think things through. Incredibly intelligent, a nerd in a cool way, into sci-fi and sci-fa. They will like older rock music and star wars. If you meet an Ace, make friends with them. It's worth it.
Ace: Anakin is the best
Pheobe: Whose Anakin?!
Ace: Star wars?! Just watch the films. He's in the prequels and he's in the originals too but in a metal suit.
Pheobe: What are the prequels and the originals?!
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You are mentally weak if you cannot beat your PE teacher's 7 year old son in athletics
Mr Cullen: Run faster or I will mentally weak you!
Noah: Yo sir I'm already done
Mr Cullen: Well done kiddo your great but them over there are pretty slow
Them over there: Noooooo sir pleeeeasssee don't do it not the mentally weak laser aaaaahhhhhh
Mr Cullen: YOU ARE MENNNNNTALLLYYY WEEEEEAAAAAKKKK!!!!
Them over there: Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!
A rhombusiod is a thing that exists. Definitely. Definitely didn't make that up. It exists, you know. Maths. Yea. Like, maths. MATHS.
Kid: Yo dude is that a rhombusiod
Kiddo: Yea man that's so cool what's a rhombusiod doing here
Kid: What is a rhombusiod anyway? I thought they didn't exist
Kiddo: Dude you pointed out to me you should know man
Kid: Na no way dude did I do that. Why the heck would I point something out that doesn't exist, man? I'm not that stupid.
Kiddo: Yea you are
The day of miracles. Only the coolest people are born on February 30
February 30 is a miracle
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