when you have the herpes, aids, and all the STDs accounted for in your med records...you've got the "Barber".
Man I just got back from the clinic: I've got the trifecta- the "Barber".
Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....
You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!