McBuffat

A McBuffat is a person who is buff and fat at the same time.

John likes to eat at McDonalds allot and work out sometimes, but he looks fat and buff at the same time, hes a Mcbuffat.

Internet pundit

A person who has an opinion on the internet.

Barry Morgan Jr was an internet pundit, via Twitter.

Let's cut to commercial

To promptly end an ridiculous conversation and, or quickly move into another topic in the middle of a conversation.

Let’s take a selfie, with a great white shark. Okay, let's cut to commercial.