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Nigga

Nigga, to me, is a "new game player."

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NIGGAAAAAHHHH; Fuck using professional gay ass cursed exponents and shit. A nigga is somebody who thinks they're intelligent, running around with no real reason for what they're doing, being a "cuck old" (when clocks truly are old, time is irrelevant, and so are subliminal frequencies from fans or machines) or a fuck boi, (they just wanna get they dick wet and bounce) because they're so fucking old, bored, and tired, OR they think the world is theirs because they think they're so cool and so unique and shiny. Usually, they don't have no fuckin daddy, they hate their mommy and all women for being a "hoe", and they think life is a game.
To all you niggas out there: Go eat a green banana and practice la dieta, and stop playing with poop. Don't weaponize food science like those fucking Nazi families I am forced to adore (who played with poop tryna clean the damn water and ecosystem when they came here), learn from other people so you don't repeat Nazi mistakes like North Korea once did. We told them to! Because, fuck all yall peckerheads, if Americans were shipped to concentration camps, or horrific farms, its cuz yall some insubordinate pieces of shit spiritually, sometimes.

Nigga please, can you lend a nigga a pencil? A #2 carbon, created by lattice formed from volcanic vents in the ocean, so that I can "carbon-date" our homie some balance in his life, get life back on track?

Nigga, what you doin playin with dominos and shit, playin with a card pack, calling me tellin me to change a damn tire for my homie.. Don't you know you could be like, buyin yo grand daughter a laptop or a gun? Fuck a dowry, burn diaries.

"Nigga, why don't you go for a walk in the park (wok cooking goes back over 2,000 years) and see if you don't find somebody your age to smoke some weed with you, if there aint any kids around. Why you always tryna use hexidecimal and shit, you need some sunlight."

"Old man nigga, what if we took those faggots over to the tree line and smoked weed with them, got them 'damn stoned,' and then just like.... chilled out lookin at plants and rocks talkin bout how bad shit used to be."

"Nigga, you don't need psychedelics or antipschotics or meth or crack or speed, nigga. Stop takin those damn fool pills and watch what you eat, damnit, drink some fucking distilled water with salts you actually like, not that corn syrup shit. Smoke some good shit not that cracker ass PCP white power abomination shit, use a UV light and see for yourself. Buy some seeds, some plants will get you feelin good. Open a damn book nigga. Spend thousands of hours learning about the drugs you take online first. Don't need no damn white power or dyed powder doctor."

by Devin Grey Linn March 20, 2020


Faggot

Faggot.

Somebody who forgot, who wanted to do a bad thing "FOR GOD" to someone because they got judgemental. Someone who wants fool-game- "I", someone wishes to be incarcerated for no good reason because they're allowing people to be racist for pleasure or out of senseless fear.

Faggot: A fat pig with a cigar and a glass of whiskey who likes to watch people suffer that aren't even their direct relations or inlaws. Someone who wants to take away your liberties because they think they're above God.

Faggot: A funny name to call your friends regardless of sexual identity or preference, cuz they know you're just fucking around and wouldn't bash you for being a homeless sexual (traveler?) or in a same-sex relationship with a sober, consenting adult. Used similarly to mother fucker, which does somehow does not denote that you believe that individual would have sex with your mother or their own mother. Funny German twin jokes. It's pretty gay, meaning jovial, or happy, to call your sexually queer friends faggots, because it means they are not sensitive to it, which might help them in the event of real hate speech.
Someone calls someone a faggot and means it, us straight ones will fucking grill that old crusty crab ass whip cracker like grilled cheese on Paris Island (grilled cheese is when your vagina gets all gross because you can't be sanitary because you're always stressin in the field and all you get is a little bit of water and maybe some leaves or baby wipes)

"'YOU WANT TO FUCK ON ME!?!?!? No, Jesus Christ, put some clothes on! Nobody wants to fuck on you!' OOOOH, I SEE, YOU WANT TO FOR-GOD ME!?!?! To FORGET ME!? TO FORGO ME!?!' NO! No way! Nobody wants to for god you! We have no idea how you got locked in there! We don't even remember!' OH, YOU WANT TO SYD BARRETT MY ASS!?!? WANT TO TURN ME INTO A DEATH STAR!?! 'Oh, shit, guys, he means business, we better do what he wants and stop calling him queer'"

"'Sup, you furry dyke cunt fairy mother fucking faggot!' 'Oh, not much man, just talking to my boyfriend about how I'm going to blah blah blah festival blah blah blah' 'Oh, that's blah, so, wanna like, go on a hike and smoke some weed and talk about plants and like, then play some games online, cuz we both like that, and then maybe, like, maybe go hang out with my wife and I later down the week?' 'Sure, dude, most of my life is spent researching or designing stuff, and being a faggot, I'd love to get out more, there are no good gays in my lame ass bigoted town to chose from because we all gets chased away by dirty looks from our old neighbors so I'm always online talking to men on forums about gay buttsex, it sure is nice to be accepted for who I am, I love it when you call me a faggot'"

by Devin Grey Linn March 20, 2020