Alabama Yoga

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.

Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.

Making a soufflé

When you and your bro have to take a dump at the same time but there is only one toilet bowl so you both straddle it and sit face-to-face. The volume of poop is so great that it rises above the water level and resembles a cooked soufflé.

“Dave just bought a home and Ted suggested making a soufflé in his brand new bathroom because the other toilets were occupied.”