yaoisexual

When a person is yaoisexual they commit. No, not as in killing yourself don't you dare think that way negativity will not be tolerated here and can get you no where in life either. Remember these wise words. Now where was I going with this... Oh yes I mean commitment yaoi all day, everyday. Its a part of you, you are one with it. It is your very existence. You are yaoi. Once you go yaoi, you can never go back. Yaoi be your life. You love it. You love watching male love to satisfy yourself in your spare time. You enjoy watching yaoi, reading about it, fantasizing, whatever it is you do. Yaoi is the japanese phrase of gay if you must know, so enjoy them yaoi anime fan-fics and whatnot. You are a yaoisexual human walking the earth proudly of what you do and believe in. Ok yeah that sounded a bit religious just now but whatever. Let it be a religion. Yay for gay pride. Have an yaoitastical day! ♡

The author of this definition was willing to describe their yaoi friend. Afterall, I'm only asexual, I tried. Enjoy reading people of all kinds!

To my friend:

Continue watching and shipping people/characters like there's no tomorrow. I will never forget the moment I was shipped with a rock and all different kinds of things that isn't really physically possible. Though hey why not?

Stay away folks, you don't want to mess with an yaoisexual person. They can get really intense and dangerous when it comes to love and shipping people, objects and anything else you can think of really. Though they still be awesome because why not make everything a joke these days. Life is already a joke afterall. Though life is basically anything... Life is shit, garbage, love, beauty, treasured, art, yaoi, gay, straight, made, anime, movies, tv, gold, short, difficult, simple, complicated, a journey, trash, no wait I already said garbage. Well its whatever you make it to be.

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suadasexual

When a person named "suada" or whoever really that is asexual and has no desire for anyone at all what so ever... Male, female or whatever else genders you people created. This individual has eyes only for murderous tendencies. A single drop of blood creates violent images in one's mind, imagination can only go so far. No, it's endless! They are a psychopath.. yes an asexual psychopath who has no interest in humans 3D or 2D or anything else. Thank you, now have a killer day. :)

Person: Ouch, I got a paper cut.
Person 2: Oh my god, are you ok?
Suada: Look at that blood! Its wonderful.
Person 2: Its ok, their only suadasexual its normal for them. They still care about your well being as well.. I think?
Person 1: Uh ok? Thanks good to know, now get me a god damn bandaid!
Suada: Fine, but I want to see more blood still. How rude.
Person 1 & 2: -shake their heads-

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