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"baby you tryna let me hit it tonight~"
"Sure I'll hit you..with fucking baseball bat I'm asexual asshole you know that!"
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asexuals are people who do not experience sexual attraction this does not mean that they are plants. they can experience romantic attraction though. asexuals who don't experience romantic attraction are called aromantic asexuals. some asexuals are sex repulsed while some will have sex. asexuals can not be a virgin but still be as
exual. asexuals are also dragons and they have magical powers. they also like cake
Me:I'm asexual
Random human:but your in a relationship
Me:yeah she's also asexual
Random human:but you can't be in a relationship and be asexual
Me:romantic attraction does not mean sexual attraction
Random human:*confused spluttering*
Me:*transcends to my dragon form and flies away*
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Someone who is immune to the sexual attractiveness of others, regardless of gender.
(Often abbreviated as "Ace")
Alex: "Damn how are you not attracted to me I'm the most beautiful person on earth!"
Anne: "I'm asexual bitch" *explosion as she walks off*
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An asexual is an individual who is is not sexually attracted to either men or women. Important classifications to note:
Repulsed Asexuals: Asexuals that are opposed to the idea of having sex with any other individual. Some may masturbate to release any sexual tension, though some even find masturbation repulsive.
Flexible Asexuals: Asexuals that are more open to the idea of having sex and may be willing to have sex for the benefit of a sexual partner. Some flexible asexuals may even enjoy having sex.
Aromantic Asexuals: Asexuals who have little or no romantic drive. They usually prefer to be single. Some even never experience crushes. Aromantic asexuals are usually repulsed asexuals.
Romantic Asexuals: Asexuals who have a romantic drive and often have a desire to find a significant other. Romantic asexuals can be either flexible or repulsed. Flexible ones are usually willing to date sexuals and asexuals, repulsed ones usually prefer to date other asexuals when possible. Romantic asexuals are split into a few subcategories.
Hetero-Romantic Asexuals: Asexuals who are EMOTIONALLY attracted to individuals of the opposite gender.
Homo-Romantic Asexuals: Asexuals who are EMOTIONALLY attracted to individuals of the same gender.
Bi-Romantic Asexuals: Asexuals who are EMOTIONALLY attracted to individuals of the same gender and the opposite gender.
Pan-Romantic Asexuals: Asexuals who are EMOTIONALLY attracted to individuals of all genders.
1) Whenever me and my friends get together and start talking about our sex lives, Tom always drops out of the conversation. I think he might be asexual.
2) Please don't ask me to explain the difference between emotional and physical attraction. I am a repulsed aromantic asexual who has never experienced a crush so I wouldn't know.
3) Dumb Girl: OMGZ all my boyfriends have sucked I'm going to become asexual!
Asexual Girl: Since you are having bad luck with men, and you apparently have the power to magically change your sexual orientation, why not become a lesbian and give women a try?
Dumb Girl: *blank stare*
4) Asexuals do not experience sexual attraction. They are like the opposite of a bisexual, or a pansexual if you want to be technical. Is that really so difficult to understand?
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A person who experiences little to no sexual attraction. They also are dragon gods who only eat cake and garlic bread, and will overtake the world starting with Denmark.
“I’m asexual! I do not experience sexual attraction!”
“No human is above sexual attraction.”
“Correct. I am not human. I am a god.”
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The purest definition of asexual, is literally anti sexual. This means that they neither want or need sexual contact with another person to feel fulfilled.
However, some asexuals do want or even like sexual contact with their romantic partners. However, 95% of the time, it is solely for the benefit of their partners as many dislike sex or find little to no pleasure in the activity.
This is my own history.
me: I am asexual
person: But you've had sex before...
me: yes. But that doesn't mean that I wanted it.
person: you mean it was rape?
me: No. It was for their benefit. Plus I wanted to know what a sexual relationship was like. I quickly figured out that I do not like or want sex.
person: oh... you're weird.
me: its not weird, it's just unusual.
Person: were you abused ?
Me: sigh. Not before I worked out I was asexual.
person: you frigid then?
Me: are you stupid? No. I'm okay to have sex with my romantic partner if they really want it. For me, it does NOTHING.
person: then why do you have a romantic partner?
Me: because I am human and I like being able to have cuddles and kisses. I want a normal loving relationship, just without the sex.
Person: *now educated* oh... guess it makes things less of a headache with birth control and STDs then...
Me *slaps head*
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As an asexual myself, I've seen many misconceptions about this term. Asexuality is not a "homogeneous category" . Although I don't speak for all asexuals and this isn't an exhaustive list, I'll hope to give more insights to this term since it's only been recently known to the scientific world.
According to Aven, an asexual is a person who "does not experience sexual attraction". That's it. That's all.
There are common misconceptions about asexuality:
1. "Asexuals don't like sex": Some don't want sex. But some enjoy having sex for the pure pleasure of having sex itself.
2. "Asexuality is just a phase/a choice": No, it's an orientation. People who identify as asexuals were born that way.
3. "You will never be in a relationship": There are many different types of asexuals in the world. No matter what, love is the main thing in a relationship for any sexual orientation.
4. "There's something wrong with you": There's nothing wrong with them. Asexuals are just as capable as anyone to lead and maintain a good, happy, and healthy life.
Person 1: You say you're an asexual but you love having sex? Asexuals don't feel any sexual attraction towards people, you're not an asexual!
Person 2: I'm asexual. I know because I am. Just because I'm not sexually attracted to people doesn't automatically mean I don't like sex.
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