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One minute you're riding an emotional rainbow generated by the laughter of unicorns that fart skittles and the next minute you fall straight into the pitch-black pits of depression where dementors feast on your soul only to be rescued a half hour later by Old Saint Nicholas brandishing a chimney bazooka that shoots confetti.

Normal Reaction: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!

Bipolar Reaction: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! Now I'm going to go cry myself to sleep in a corner until death takes me...

by Dexter11233 May 2, 2011

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