slimepie

The act of shitting thy self upon leaning towards the right or to the left when attempting to have a 'close fart'. Generally a soupy combination of satisfaction & displeasure that is also transferrable to those into scat.

"Hey, I had a slimepie come out this morning. You hungry at all?" -

Prison Slop

Prison Slop occurs exactly two days after Thanksgiving:

It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".

Trevor was hungry and I had no leftovers, so I offered some prison slop