Sad Puppy

A male pushover-type who consistently bows down to females. When the Sad Puppy finally gets involved in a relationship, he usually gets dumped in weeks or months, not years. Rarely the initiator of a breakup.

My Ex-boyfriend really loved me but he was such a sad puppy I couldn't stand him after a while. Now I'm with a real asshole and things couldn't be better.

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technovator

Boring electronic music. From the music terms Techno and Elevator Music.

Went to that Praful show. Pure technovator trash.

Tronk

The sound a trash person’s car makes to announce they’ve arrived, as if mobile phones didn’t exist. (Trash+honk).

Girl, you gotta break up with that guy. He smells bad, eats garbage food and tronks every time he picks you up.

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Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.

Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!

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goofies

Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.

I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!

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skankity

Describing a person, place, or thing with a skanky nature.

I don't go to poetry nights at the Jazz Club, way too skankity.