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When you can use either hand left or right to write paint draw, etc.
Kid1: I'm righty what are you?
Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know.
*kid1 hands kid2 a pen*
Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet.
Kid2: Aww, I guess...
Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you.
Kid2: What would that be?
Kid1: Bi-handed
Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out.
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When you decide to take a sad or great moment and ruin it with your slurs or negative ideas
Sam:He was my husband, he was an hone-
Tim: Uh excuse Sam but this dead man was not honest he was one of the worse men to live of all time all time.
Sam: *cries*
Man1: Get out of here!
Man2: Ohhh snap! He just kanye_swift
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When you watch so many BrittaniLouiseTaylor videos on Youtube you start to get a craving for cupcakes.
Girl:Oh boy Brittani is so amazing but now I'm hungry again.
Boy:Uh oh don't tell me its bieber fever?
Girl:No I think it's cupcake fever.
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One of the cast members of the original series Jersey Shore. The 4'9 tall guidette who loves juiceheads and pickles. When something makes her upset she goes "Waaaa"
JWOWW:Snooki what's wrong?
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!
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The female version of a boner.
Friend:"That dude is really hot"
You:"Yeah he is sort of turning me on"
Both:(Girls laugh)
You:"OMG I got a ladyb"
Friend:"Shh...I think there are only two ways to get rid of it"
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Someone or something soo amazing it's shamazing
Guy1:"OMG!!! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! Check that out!
Guy2:"What?!?
Guy1:"Look"
Both:looks across the street at the best thing ever
Guy2:"Woah, that's freaking amazing."
Guy1:"Dude, I think that is pass amazing"
Guy2:"Then what could it be, cool,awesome,sick,sweet?"
Guy1:"No, I've got it...SHAMAZING"
Guy2:"Yeah it sure is"
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