pussy doofus

A guy who chases after women but when he actually gets a woman he doesn't know what to do

"Hey, are you going to hang out with Jared?"
"No way, that guy's a pussy doofus, he couldn't please a woman if he tried."

Denim Meat

When you can see the shape of a dudes genitalia through his jeans.

Yo, check out that dudes denim meat!
You can SO see Chad's denim meat right now!