March 4th

Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day

Guy 1-I'm horny
Guy 2-Well... today is Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day
Guy 1-fuck yea... (goes up to girlfriend)... Its march 4th
Girl 1- lets go somewhere private

Connor

Most handsome person to live and you’d be lucky to love them and have them love you.

Person one: oh I heard his name is Connor and he’s handsome… can he be my husband 😩