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Lauren

A smart, down to earth girl, who would you would be lucky to have in your life. Gives amazing advice but never follows it herself. Not quick to trust others, and tends to keep to herself . She can be extremely self-conscious, but if someone gives her crap, she isn’t afraid to defend herself savagely
Beautiful, with a unique sense of style. Has all the looks of Aphrodite, the wisdom of Athena and the independence and leadership of Artemis

Her passion for knowledge and success far outweighs her need for close relationships, but she is smart enough to hold onto those she deems worthy of her affection
Loves travelling and adventure but loves reading and listening to music at home just as much
When she is upset she doesn’t want people to know because it makes her feel powerless and weak and she is an independent person.
She doesn’t need a man in her life but if she meets one worthy of her affection, she knows not to let him go
Any guy would be lucky to have a Lauren in their life
She will go far in life

(For Harry Potter fans) Lauren a true Slytherclaw

by DiY September 23, 2018

7👍 1👎


Metal Wings

To gain ones metal wings, the individual must ingage in sexual relations with a person or persons registered disabled with serious mobility disfunction.

With the excitement of the prospect of gaining the legendary 'metal wings', Bob did't hesitate in wheeling Sally to a quiet spot where he could happily penetrate her unabated.

by DiY December 7, 2005

34👍 18👎


turkey neck

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
(Penoscrotal Web)

The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web (turkey neck) of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.

by DiY January 11, 2006

67👍 68👎


turkey neck

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
Penoscrotal Web

The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.

by DiY January 12, 2006

14👍 22👎