Diabetes

One of the best diseases out there! Cause when you become diabetic you get a indestructible pancreas that everyone is jealous of mann!
+Plus you get to freak people out, make them think your on heroin, when they ask "OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
+And...if class gets super boring..you can scare the teacher by saying "IM REALLY LOW I HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW TO GET JUICE BEFORE I PASS OUT" and then go to the soda machine fore 20 mins and get some food while everyone else sits in class.
Or if you forgot to study for a test..you can leave for that reason too. :
+D4L DIABETES IS INSANELY AWESOME!!!!

teacher:"its time to take a test"
kidd with diabetes:"IM LOW! BYE!"
*diabetic exits without fuss with teacher in 5 second FLAT*

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Diabetic

Some of the most awesome group of people in the world. They are all crazy cool and shoot up everyday and get lowww.
People try to break their pancreas' to be like us. To bad only a diabetic really knows how to break another persons pancreas...we have super pancreatically invincible powers too.

p.s we are NOT type 2 diabtes..we dont get FATTY
and WE EAT ALL THE SUGAR WE WANT BITCHESSS!
and please....dont give us "sugar free candy" IT STILL HAS CARBS...which is what REALLY MATTERS...plus that stuff tastes gross.

D4L!
SHOOT UP!

"yo look at those G diabetics! They're shooting up right in the middle of class!"

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