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Some of the most awesome group of people in the world. They are all crazy cool and shoot up everyday and get lowww.
People try to break their pancreas' to be like us. To bad only a diabetic really knows how to break another persons pancreas...we have super pancreatically invincible powers too.
p.s we are NOT type 2 diabtes..we dont get FATTY
and WE EAT ALL THE SUGAR WE WANT BITCHESSS!
and please....dont give us "sugar free candy" IT STILL HAS CARBS...which is what REALLY MATTERS...plus that stuff tastes gross.
D4L!
SHOOT UP!
"yo look at those G diabetics! They're shooting up right in the middle of class!"
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A person suffering from Diabetes, a condition characterised by inadequate secretion or utilization of insulin. Symptoms include excessive thirst, hunger, weight loss and frequent urination.
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The best people you will meet. We suffer from our pancreas not making insulin (it’s not our fault). Not to mention I didn’t eat too much sugar. We deal with enough already so don’t make stupid comments your gonna regret. Yes I have to take a shot actually 4+ a day...💙
They are a diabetic and their awesome.
No she didn’t eat too much to become diabetic.
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A crazy mothafucka with mental illness an dementia that is on the verge to criminality who tryed to commit suicide once or many times with sugar poisoning.
" Geez, are you insane or are you just a Diabetic? "
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When someone is a homosexual being a little to sweet or off.
That person over there outside the gay bar must be a big time diabetic.
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There are two types of diabetes, type 1 and type 2. Type 1 is when the pancreas doesn't function properly and type 2 is when you are over weight and it starts causing health problems. It really makes me mad when we are watching a health video in class and people say "diabetes is cause when you are over weight." I have diabetes myself and my friends or people I know look at me and judge me. People need to get it right. People need to become more educated on this subject.
Idiot: Haha dude look at this picture.
*picture of unhealthy food*
Idiotic Friend: OMG man that is diabetes in a picture! Haha
Idiot: ya man!
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An awesome disease where you lose a function of your pancreas because God doesn't like you that day.
You get to prick your fingers everyday to get a large sample of blood for you glucose meter. You can either take shots of insulin for every meal, or some people have an insulin pump which continually pumps insulin into your system. The pump is awesome because it's on your side 24/7 and kids and teachers can even make fun of you at school!
Diabetics especially love when people ask them questions like, "CAN U HAVE SUAGR?!?" or, "OMG, CAN I CATCH DIABETES?!" They also love it when you tell them that Nick Jonas has diabetes too, because we're lucky we can relate to him.
There's even some kickass symptoms that you have along with all the needles! When you're bloodsugar is too high, you get to feel nauseous and might even blow chunks! You can also have a headache and double vision, too! When you're bloodsugar is too low, you get to feel lightheaded and shaky, like you're going to pass out.
You can also get badass disease that can be caused by diabetes, like BLINDNESS, HEART DISEASE, KIDNEY FAILURE, AMPUTATION OF LEGS, etc.!
Diabetes is EPIC WIN.
LOLAWESOME: "OMG, you have diabetes? Is that contagious?"
Diabetic: "..."
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