ototoxurea

A painful STD a girl can get from a guy cumming in her ear and then folding her ear over (an omelet.) Common signs and symptoms include redness, swelling, white discharge, and painful lesions.
Note: Ototoxurea can be prevented by wearing an ear condom (similar to a thermometer cover or a tampon.)

Chad: Yo, I heard Lori's ear has been hurting her for the past week.

Kyle: Yeah, I fucked that bitch and gave her an omelet and possibly some Ototoxurea.

Chad: Man...You should have brought them ear condoms ::while shaking head::.

18👍 6👎

VP bonus

A win on a slot machine’s bonus that is 10x or less than your bet.

VP always is wishing for a hand (hair) pay, but unfortunately he usually got a VP bonus.

125👍 5👎

Big Momma Hoss

the biggest, bestest, cuddliest mom ever!

Mike: Hi Big Momma Hoss!
Stooley: hey son! aren't i the best mom you ever had..
Mike: you're the only mom i've had...