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A common nickname for an individual named Logan. Usually reserved for Logans who behave like jerkoffs.
My friend Logan doesn't like it when I call him dicknose, so I switched to Blowgan and he likes it just fine.
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An activity for arrogant idiots who show no concern for the general public at large. Usually involves trespassing into someone elseรขยยs private property, and performing some asinine string of stunts until severe injury or death. Similar to skateboarding, but with no skateboard, so is therefore utterly pointless.
I know a dude who says he does รขยยParkourรขยย. Seems like a desperate douche.
When one is done taking a bad dump in a public bathroom stall, doesnรขยยt flush, then locks the door from the inside and crawls out from underneath. This is done for the purposes of infecting said bathroom with a disgusting bouquet of farts and poo.
Hey man, smells like someone left a pressure-cooker in the 2nd floor bathroom. Probably better to go downstairs.
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A verb coined after the famous Staten Islander Joey Buttafuoco; refers to when a man gets done in the butt without giving permission.
My friend Logan got Buttafuoco'd at the Metal concert last night, and he was smiling for the rest of the night.
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A grown man who enjoys masturbation while wearing a soiled diaper.
My friend Logan finally came out and told everyone that he is a Diaper-dude, and that this is why he's still a virgin.
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Refers to when a man receives oral sex from a person, preferably in an isolated, rural area, and upon ejaculating in said individual's mouth, immediately throws dirt all over their face.
Kyle: dude, I threw dirt in Pam's face right after she gave me head, I hope she isn't mad at me.
Brad: no worries man, she's just a dirtface.
Refers to when a man receives oral sex from a person, preferably in an isolated, rural area, and upon ejaculating in said individual's mouth, immediately throw dirt all over their face.
Kyle: dude, I threw dirt in Pam's face right after she gave me head, I hope she isn't mad at me.
Brad: no worries man, she's just a dirtface.
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