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(v.) Present participle of 'blaze' describing the state of maximum intoxication caused by the ingestion of a hallucinogenic substance, usually LSD (acid), psilocybin (mushrooms), mescaline (peyote) or MDMA (Ecstasy). Typically exclaimed by the afflicted immediately upon realization.
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Answer to a very old and very corny Star Trek joke.
Q: What does the Starship Enterprise run on?
A: Spock plugs
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(n.) A potentially infinite flight of stairs created for a held hamster by repeatedly placing a free hand in front of it as it walks.
"My hamster won't sit still when I hold it, so to keep it from plunging to its death I employ the hamstairs maneuver."
From the Ebonics for "Who is it in here that smells so bad?".
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1) Car stereo speakers producing massive amounts of treble and ear-splitting assloads of mid-range noise, while putting out very little bass. Sound great with larger speakers to back them up, but popular even when no such speakers were available for automotive use (this is one of the enduring mysteries of our time).
2) The answer to life, the universe, and everything, as imagined by Douglas Adams in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (6 x 9 = 42 in base 13).
"Dude! Those new six by nine's you got are totally tweakin' my eardrums!"
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