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A small penis.
Despite having a skin widget, he packed a copious nut.
All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.
A less than pleasurable, painful blow job. Typically involving too much teeth and a novice giver.
My uncle wonât let me blow him anymore. Said I saw jawed him for the last time.
That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.
Male masturbation wearing a condom.
I really hate knotting up my chest hairs with spunk so I just wrap n smack. Wha la! No mess.
Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female whoâs pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.
I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and Iâm pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.
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Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.
Oh yea daddy thatâs it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).
Letâs grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I canât braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
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When you pull your dick out of your partnerâs unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.
Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it canât be avoided.
That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.
An extremely useful phrase that can be added to just about any statement to add emphasis of something nasty or strong.
Said emphasis may refer to, but not be limited to, the strength of a smell, the power of a punch or hit, poor taste or any other situation where accentuation of something nasty or rank is needed.
Braaaahh that fart is nasty it has got hair on it.
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