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An Ashland is very pretty and typically gets all the guys she is very athletic,nice and has many friends.
Oh my gosh it's Ashland what should I say?
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Ahhhh. Ashland. Whats there to say... We've got a few Dunkin Donuts, a CVS or two, the illest mascot around, and Mr Cummings.
where do you live?
Ashland !
Oh.. let me guess... clocker?
Hell yes ! Suck my clock!
No....
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It's a shame that California's biggest export is its people. This town's population is loaded with little more than uppity retired Bay Area snobs that have fled their dysfunctional home state. When you think "Ashland", think sky high rent and property rates, endless women's boutique stores, air pollution, and an age 55 and up minimum.
I'm headed to Ashland, OR to retire.
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When an individual driving a vehicle crashes onto train tracks near a railroad crossing and continues to drive along the tracks until you get your car stuck between the ballast or on the tracks.
Guy 1: "Dude, I crashed into a railroad crossing and drove like a mile stuck between the tracks near this one station!"
Guy 2: "That's very Ashland of you."
Guy 1: "And? At least Mike Cyr's finding interesting shit to put on the grab bag."
a whore-house created for all the respectable johns out there, it involves athletics, marathons and contests of all sorts, pay to play is a must
mommy i wanna go to ashland; Honey-buns your not tall enough to go on those rides.
Ashland is short but dont let that turn u away though she might lack a bit of knowledge but thats what makes her the funniest person ever. She is always on the trends and is a bit of a crackhead but aren't we all. She is a necessary to all people. If u see an ashland pick her up and run because there isn't many and she is needed in your life.
"yooooooooooo have u met ashland yet?"
"No"
"well u need to cus she is the best!!!!"
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You will fall in love with Ashland’s beautiful landscapes and people! :))
Hey Nora I was thinking about doing a photo shoot in Ashland this weekend :))
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