Silver Chowder

The busted cum load of an older male (usually 50+).

My sugar daddy pumped me full of sliver chowder last night.

I hooked up with a daddy on Grindr and he railed me full of silver chowder.

I finally slipped over to my neighbors when his wife was gone and did a little sloppy top. He filled my aching throat with little silver chowder.

Ground Burger

One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.

I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.

My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.

Slick Pocketed

Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.

I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.

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Make Me Squirt

Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.

Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).

Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.

Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.

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Hair On It

An extremely useful phrase that can be added to just about any statement to add emphasis of something nasty or strong.

Said emphasis may refer to, but not be limited to, the strength of a smell, the power of a punch or hit, poor taste or any other situation where accentuation of something nasty or rank is needed.

Braaaahh that fart is nasty it has got hair on it.

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Artisan Head

When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.

Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.

I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.

Diet Dick

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.

I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.