un-bacon

Free Range, All Natural, Fat Free, Organic Pussy.

Rex moved closer and caressed her heaving melons. He then went lower, lower to her un-bacon.

Marritation

When you get annoyed at something your spouse does.

Jill experienced much marritation with Jack after he broke her bottle of Crown Royal.

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fecalplaning

Skating over the bullshit.

I was supposed to be thrown under the bus in Friday's meeting, but some deft fecalplaning shifted the blame elsewhere.

snuty

A task performed to maintain one's standing on a social networking site.

It really was not inbox rot when I didn't accept Bart's friend request. I was just shirking my snuty.

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