Friday

Originally named in celebration of a Norse Goddess, Friya's Day or Friday was perhaps the most sought after day of the week. People would fall to their knees and Thank God It's Friday. However strict guidelines for celebrating this holy day were made famous by Rebecca Black's song.

Commandments of Friday:

Thou shall eat cereal at precisely 7 a.m.
Thou shall heavily consider which seat to take.
Thou shall Get Down on Friday.
Thou shall know tomorrow is Saturday
Thou shall be Partyin' Partyin'.

Tony: "Its Friday Friday, Gotta get down on Friday"

Johnson: "Herman its Friday? That means Partyin' partyin' YEAH

Alex: "Herman, its friday, i don't know which seat to take"

Herman: ...It's 7am and you fuckers ruined my favorite day of the week already. Can't a guy get his Frosted Flakes in peace?"

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Friday

The day after Thursday and before Saturday, according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday

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Friday

The day after Thursday and preceding Saturday. Also the day in which a 15 year old generally eats cereal for breakfast directly before going down to the bus stop. After that one conveniently forgets about the bus and then proceed to see one's friends driving by. Their car is nearly full but one still feels the need to make a decision on which seat to take, front or back. One then proceeds to drive around singing in autotune and dancing awkwardly. On Friday it is also very common to be extremely excited and to have a ball.

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end

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It's friday

the day to cut your ears off and cry to bed knowing that song is stuck in your head

It's friday, then saturday, and sunday comes afterwards!

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friday

A great feeling. Happy. No more shit for two days.

tomorrow is friday

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Fridaying

When you are dying to get out of work/school on Friday and cannot focus on anything work/school related.

I know it's only 10am but I am Fridaying so hard right now.

I have so much work to do but nothing is getting done cause I'm Fridaying .

Friday

the day of the week everyone looks forward to according to Rebecca Black who clearly emphasizes this at least a thousand times for lack of better song writing

thanks to this song we will never think of friday the same again.

why friday you ask? well, because...

WE GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
PARTYIN PARTYIN
FUN FUN FUN
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND
YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY
TODAY IS FRIDAY
WE SO EXCITED

~brilliant lyrics courtesy Rebecca Black - Friday

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