Special Forces Shit

-noun- A bowel movement that is completed in a short period of time and leaves a wake of olfactory destruction.

-adjective- To get in, get out, leave a path of olfactory destruction and no one knows you were the one that was in there.

-noun- Someone left a special forces shit, because I didn't see anyone in there, but damn it reeks.

-adjective- He is special forces shitter, no one can ever catch him in the act, but leave a trail of destruction behind him.