Tea Bagger

Conservatives who masquerade as “concerned citizens”. Politically similar to the Nationalist, Socialist movement, which gained wide popularity in certain parts of Europe in the 1930s. The TEA BAGGERS pride themselves on ranting incoherently, misspelling protest signs, and their ability to disqualify other humans by the color of their skin or sexual orientation. Many TEA BAGGERS enjoy NASCAR, lynchings, chronic masturbation, beating their wives, and shoving taped up shampoo bottles in their asses.

I didn't get enough attention as a child, so I joined the TEA BAGGER movement in order to meet other angry racists. Also, I have a small penis, which is also why I joined the NRA.

Also See - FLAMING DOUCHEBAG

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