little vac

The little annoying rat bastard co-worker that nobody likes. Often sucking the bosses cock and taking it all the way past his tonsils. Do not say any jokes or have any fun around him because word will surely reach the bossman during a felacio session.

Guy: Man i dont how the boss found out what i said.
Other Guy: Probably that cocksucker Little Vac.

mexican fencepost

When you wake up with explosive shits from Mexican food (TacoBell). Then you go and sit on your partners morning WOOD and start shitting all over it while playing Maracas!

Abbey-“The other morning I woke with the shits and I couldn’t resist so i grabbed my Maracas and went and shit all over Aira’s Dick and gave him a Mexican fencepost.

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