North Dakota

The part of Alabama that somehow broke off and joined the Great White North. This state is just like Alabama except there are no blacks or Mexicans. There are also no gays since North Dakota has the death penalty for fucking each other in the ass.

How come the Census Bureau named North Dakota the best state to get a job? Because everyone in North Dakota actually works for a living instead of leeching off Social Security, welfare, and entitlement benefits.

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