jonkel

A big fat joint. It's a Dutch term but also used outside the Netherlands. Because it sounds so Dutch, it's a pretty popular word among hardcore tokers.

Man, that's one stuffed jonkel you have there. Filled with some crazy ass Netherweed.

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Netherweed

Weed from the Netherlands. It is the best. Period. There is nothing like it. Because it's legal to grow in the Netherlands, there are loads of extremely powerful species available such as White Widow, Northern Lights, Santa Maria, AK47, Bubblegum... and many of others.

These kinds contain 15-40% more THC (the stuff that gets you high) than any weed grown outside the netherlands. Jamaican weed is acually crappy compared to it.

Whoa man... i just smoked some Netherweed and it totally fucked me up dude...

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psssh-er

Someone who sells hard drugs (cocaine, crack, LSD, heroin, XTC) in Amsterdam. They got the name because if people walk past them they say "psssh" which basicly means: "hey do you wanna score some drugs?"

Tourist walks past this guy
Drug dealer: Psssh
Tourist: huh?
Drug dealer: Hey man wanna score some dope?
Tourist: sure!

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rock star

Someone who is in a popular rock band. Some of these guys live the craziest life that exists.

They tour around the world to play their music while getting worshipped by their fans. After the concert they fuck a bunch of groupies and leave for the next gig while taking some drugs.


Bands who live like this or have lived like this are: The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Oasis, The Who etc...

Man... i wish i was a rock star.

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swa

A friend, buddy. Very popular word in the Netherlands.

Hey man, you're my swa for life.

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stagg

A male who likes to live life. Parties, women, cars etc...

Lets put a racing track here where guys can ride around in their car all day while getting their dick sucked by hot chicks. We'll call that place "Stagg world".

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brad pitt

An actor. A pretty good one too. Played in movies such as Fight Club, Seven and Oceans 11.

Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.

Camera man: Hey dude you happen to got Jen's number?
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.

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