Dexcided

To make any decision based on the most sadistic, evil intent, the way Dexter would.

I could have let it go, but dexcided to make her life hell, instead. So, I keyed the bitch's car and stalked her for a week.

Guitar-Sensitive

The excuse a Karen uses to complain about live music at a campground, in order to control and otherwise suck the joy of life from others .

Karen complained about the man softly playing an acoustic guitar, claiming she was guitar-sensitive.