Stokesdale is cluster fucked between a town called oak ridge full of yankee dickheads and Summerfield which is filled up with âneighborhood rednecksâ. Need dope? Come on down to cokesdale where they snort lines and fuck dimes left and right! Need a quickie? Sling a dimebag to Susan rotten crotch whoâll do anything you shall desire! I mean if it ainât booger sugar they donât want it. Stokesdale currency also comes in meth. This summer was hotter than satans ballsack, Mosquitos bit too many many stokesdalians and formed a new type a skeeter Called âMethsqutiosâ so always carry a fly swatter!
Kissingâs kissings, Lovinâ is lovinâ.... Down in Stokesdale everybodyâs fucking their cousin