February 16th

The absolute sexiest mother fucker you’ll ever meet was born on this day - you HAVE to do what they want for their whole bday week OR ELSE ...

Also give them the dick

February 16th: someone’s bday

Person: hey honey you know what week it is

Person 2: no what is it?

Person: it’s my birthday bitch

Person 2:when do you want your duck then?

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