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Make a pistol gesture on your hand and try to mask
Put it on your nose and make sure you have wide vision
Golazooooooo itâs Paulo Dybala!!!! Score amazing 35 yard free kick against Lazio! He did the Gladiator Mask in front of Lazio fans in the last minute of 90+4 in a 4-3, crazy comeback and, itâs incredible! Three points for Juventus. Undefeated.
It is a fact.
Pay them a dollar, and theyâll suck like a vacuum. They can ride you also, and makes you cum all over the place.
Donât be unsure of yourself whether itâs gay or not. Everyone is anonymous, and so its gender is anonymous.
Trust me, bro
Hear me out, thereâs a lot of motherfuckers and shits in this world and I can mock them more and even disrespect but I choose to be humble and blame urban dictionary for all the cause. No not the website, I say it inside.
Urbaners are bitch
Benzema was in Madrid for 15 years!
If you donât believe me, search Benzema 15
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Legendary Number, and Most hated number
*puts id on boombox*
7202349017
BRO WHAT THE FUCK, KILL THAT GUY
and more scenarios of it
You check this word, and after seeing a lot of definitions. Now you should quit and start your life from now on and fuck off from the internet forever.
Man âI want to see the definition of brain but then alot of them were just a blowjob definition then I saw it deeper, this got more worse. I donât want those thing to be in my mind and so I was on searching for while and seeing random definition and I realize, what happen to this site?â
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Kane⦠Son⦠and Btec Neymarâ¦
trying to win in Premier leagueâ¦
W/ Tottenham
But, they do not have good midfield and defense, and so itâs money..
To solve this financial problem, Tottenham must atleast make new sponsor and cannot rely on AIG rip-off to be MU 2008.
But what is the best one?
Spotify? No
Disney? No
Twitter? No
Pornhub? Correct
You see, this world is boring, and human is on the brink of extinction in near decades or centuries. We canât just put our biological parts to the robots as replacement. We are real⦠As a destructive species, we think this world like a game. We are bad after all. Itâs like doing self genocide, or slaves replacement (robots) in the future.
Back to the topic, so sponsoring Phub is easy. What else we could add in the back of Tottenhamâs kit? Ah yes, R34. As time goes on, people will melt their reality on digital stuffs that will result to mix their life, making apart of it. Internet audiences is big, and this may increase more fan for Tottenham. Since its also 18+ website but with either of their OC or making version of it, will poor Kane suffers? Probably⦠and Iâm not even Tottenham fan.
We completed!
1 year laterâ¦
No wayâ¦
No even 1 year, Tottenham profit 500 million.
Incredible, and still havenât won trophy.
Ok, whatâs the influence after its sponsor?
Uhhhâ¦
10% to 90%
Crazy addictionâ¦
And now I lost my friend. He is now doing 58th time alreadyâ¦
Goddamn it.
Written by Chelsea Fan
Sponsoring Pornhub
The book
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