Fat Cap

The tip of a male's penis.

Man, I was gripping my fat cap at the urinal and the dude next to me was trying to scope it out.

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Scrotum Couch

An object on which to rest your testicles. Common objects include a chin, a bag of ice (after a kicking), and a butthole (during intercourse).

Ron - 'Hey, Tim. Last night I turned Sally's chin into a scrotum couch.'

Tim - 'Sally Winters?'

Ron - 'Yeah. She was all over this shaft.'

Tim - 'You son of a bitch. I'm dating her now.'

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Nigaholic

A white female who is addicted to having sex with black men.

Johnson - 'I hope you didn't go up in that bitch from the party, Steve.'

Steve - 'Why not?'

Johnson - 'She's a known nigaholic.'

Steve - 'Damn. Better go get my HIV test.'

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