water

You can use this instead of milk because your dad left you bitch

Person 1: yo dude look at this cereal with water!
Person 2: man u alright?
Person 1: no, my daddy left me when i was 6 because he needed to get milk
I miss my daddy so much!

10👍 4👎

belt

A deadly weapon in your daddy's arsenal.
One wrong move and poof, gone.

Dad: hey kiddo, want to get hit by the belt?
Kid: no daddy, please!

Youtube shorts

Brainrot, kills attention span
Also has skinidi toilet

Don't watch youtube shorts, it will destroy your attention span