math

if you like this subject then gtfo.

nerd: i like math!
me: pulls out ak47

Seizure

A one way ticket from winning a game.
Thanks brewstew

God damnit jimmy has a seizure again

water

You can use this instead of milk because your dad left you bitch

Person 1: yo dude look at this cereal with water!
Person 2: man u alright?
Person 1: no, my daddy left me when i was 6 because he needed to get milk
I miss my daddy so much!

belt

A deadly weapon in your daddy's arsenal.
One wrong move and poof, gone.

Dad: hey kiddo, want to get hit by the belt?
Kid: no daddy, please!

Youtube shorts

Brainrot, kills attention span
Also has skinidi toilet

Don't watch youtube shorts, it will destroy your attention span