Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

Suck Dick December

Since the boys have completed no nut November it’s time for all women to rise up and suck their dicks.

Danny: “what are you doing down there?”
Tammy: “sucking your dick”
Danny: “why?”
Tammy: “because it’s Suck Dick December”