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You had a seizure on your keyboard and we need to call an ambulance.
Or you're an alien overlord that's trying to communicate with us, but your Zoogmafoid to English translator was busted.
Person 1: gtcv fbxr
Person 2: Uhmm.. Dude are you okay?
Person 1: GTCV FBXR
Person 2: *slowly backing away*
Person 1: *takes skin off*
To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!
Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...
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Coochie Mocha
Noun.
When a girl goes to take a piss after being fucked to hell by her significant other, but the sex was so similar to rape that it caused blood to draw and coagulate instantly, becoming a dark brown fluid that tastes similar to mocha.
Girl: Hey babe, come here and have a taste of my Coochie Mocha
Choobanuk
Verb.
To fuck the folds of your fat while furiously drinking overly moistened oat meal, and is usually performed while under the influence of Marijuana or Ketamine.
Person 1: Duuude, I'm gonna commit a Choobanuk when I get home...
Person 2: Ahh, Chaa duude, record it for me so I can squanch to it laterrr...