Choobanuk
Verb.
To fuck the folds of your fat while furiously drinking overly moistened oat meal, and is usually performed while under the influence of Marijuana or Ketamine.
Person 1: Duuude, I'm gonna commit a Choobanuk when I get home...
Person 2: Ahh, Chaa duude, record it for me so I can squanch to it laterrr...