Douchebaggery

A noun that describes someone as being a douche bag. Rather than simply calling someone a douche bag, this word allows for a description of the way and level in which they are one.

See also douchebagurelle

The level of douchebaggery that you have reached is unbelievable.

Did you see the disgusting douchebaggery that that guy was pulling at the party?

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douchebagurelle

A unit of measure that describes a level of douchebaggery, based on how many people that a person, or person's action offends, or how many people dislike someone in general.

One offended person is equal to 1 douchebagurelle, however one person who dislikes the offender is equal to 5 douchebagurelles. The amount of douchebaggery that is being measured in douchebagurelles in also unaffected by the amount of friends that the perpetrator has, though if someone stops disliking someone, 5 douchebagurelles are lost. Douchebagurelles also decay at the rate of one per week, also expressed as 1Dbl/Wk.

Assuming that my measurements are correct, the idiot that got drunk and punched you at the party currently possesses 145 douchebagurelles for that incident alone.