Philiness

The essence of awesome.
Cool but not freezing.
Unattainable unless you carry a satchel.

"Her Philiness is just radient"

"Wow I will never have that much Philiness"

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Philine

A person beyond comparison. One so awesome as to instantly make all others jealous. While make others so envious so they will give up. A Philine usually carries a satchel or other bag.

Two girls at a party.
"Did you see that girl who just walked in?"
"Yeah! What a Philine!"
"She is such a Philine. Just look at her."
"I know. We don't stand a chance anymore."
"Let's leave."

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Philineness

1. So cool that it is blinding.
2. The act of carrying a satchel.
3. Something totally freaking awesome.

"Ow, her Philineness is blinding! I can't see!"

"Did you see her satchel?"
"Yeah, complete, utter Philineness."

"Do you like soccer?"
"Of course! It is total Philineness."

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