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Intentionally solitary in a public setting.
Faint heart never won a fair lady, but now that I see you up close, I think I am gonna faint, so can I sit down or are you like all solitudinous?
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Creature from a mythological world in which Susan B. Anthony was one of Joseph Smith's 37 wives and produced feminist Mormon offspring.
How can you vote for Romney and yet still claim to be a feminist?
Well, I was raised Mormon so I want my guy to win. I guess I'm a Femormonist.
And yet your head hasn't exploded yet...how does that work?
"I hate the zoo."
"It's not so bad. Look, the lions are humping."
"I know, I've already got an awkbone."
"So that's why those girls are staring at you."
"Damn, stand in front of me."
"Sorry, bro, no can do."
Evolution resulting in homosexuality, despite apparent selective disadvantage.
Certain women are always trying to convert him and sometimes he plays along and sometimes they are fertile and because they are just fooling around, a condom would make it too seriously hetero. That's how gayvolution works; itsa lotta gay men with some baby mamas out there.
Exploring the urban jungle without accompaniment.
When I want a wing man, I'll let you know, bro, but tonight I'm solo polo.
Used condom filled with helium
If the groom's friends supply enough used condoms, they may be able to make enough condomiums to lift the flower girl into the air.
Terrorist who uses a drone in an attack on a civilian population.
Eleanor won't go outside because she is afraid some dronerist is going to fly a drone overhead and spray her with something nasty.