64

The maximum number of stone blocks to a stack in someone's Minecraft inventory, also same for wood blocks and dirt blocks and every other block. It is somewhat of a mystery why the game makers did not set the limit to 99.

What am I wasting away my life pointlessly for? I'm like Steve mining blocks of stone in meaningless stacks of 64.

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Sept. 20, 2019

The day the bois raided area 51

Sept. 20, 2019-- a date that will love in infamy

Great Area 51 Massacre

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.

Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."

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Porked

When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife

Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid

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Area 51 raid

A raid that took place on Sept. 20, 2019 by half a million strangers to see them aliens because "they can't stop all of us". It lead to the Great Area 51 Massacre.

Though many were convicted and imprisoned by the CIA, veterans of the Area 51 raid were venerated and esteemed amongst their fellow redditers.

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Swimmingly

When a girl is having such a good time or day because she stuck a fish up her vagina earlier that morning and it's swimming inside her making her continuously orgasm

After I snuck out a fish from that tank my day has gone swimmingly!

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Burned

Like without an oven mitt

Oooo you just got burned!

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