The Un-virgin Mary

When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.

Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”

Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.

Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”